Day 17

Today the opposition released their anti NBN broadband policy. It's a dud of a policy and from the terrible effort by Tony Abbott at 730Reportland, you could suspect that they thought they didn't need to defend it much. Just say get rid of it and let the market decide. The conservative way. Having to defend classic conservative policy is like asking Statler and Waldorf to dance. They can't and they won't.

Anyway onto the tweets.

scottsues Coalition #nbn policy: Stop Playing On That Damn Computer And Go Outside.

mpesce OMFG! TEH COALITION HAS REWRITTEN TEH LAWS OF TEH PHYSICS!!! WIRELESS IS TEH FASTER THAN TEH FIBRES!!!! #nbn #ausvotes


NeilMcMahon I would like to accept Mr Robb's kind offer of a carrier pigeon but my dog goes dipshit mental when there's a bird in the house. #ausvotes

IanMartin Revenge is a dish best served with plenty of fucking tabasco. #wheverbs