@annabelcrabb Hope she doesn't get confused with Raul Julia. Could be messy
@KRuddMP Great to be out of hospital. The staff were all terrific. Many thanks to them all. KRuddBut really, I should be giving all the points to myself because I WAS ON FIRE TODAY. Here's the funny stuff I, as nightwatchman tweeted...
@tonyowright Julia has returned to campaign HQ to tell those who told her to admit she was faking it last week that it was a stupid idea
@puffinpie NO FUCKING JOKE KANYE AT THE TABLE NEXT TO ME HOPE HE TWITTERS ABOUT ME PRONTO
@Antmerker Robert Peston *is* a serious journalist, isn't he? He sounds like a monged theramin.
First a few story leads to the star journalist of the election so far, Laurie Oakes with:
Say "MOVING FORWARD" into a mirror three times and absolutely nothing happens. #OakesTipsAnd then to Q and A. They were all having a fight fight fight about having a debate and whether the leaders will appear on the show. So this one was obvious.
In 1994, Kevin's cousin Phil was welcomed back into ACDC after 11 year's of leaking backstage groupie stories to the media. #OakesTips
Christopher Pyne has so many cutesy Korean plastic ornaments on his dashboard, he has to sit on a phone book while driving. #OakesTips
I prefer qanda because it's a mass debate. #qandaCan't imagine why that wasn't printed on the screen. The show was filmed in Queensland. They started to talk bored-band...
With fast broadband Queenslanders only ten years behind the times. #qandaI crack myself right up.
Queenslander audience angry about net filter because they love porn. #qanda