Drover's Dog 2010 Election Tweeting League: Day 12

In a truly ridiculous day of electioneering when Julia Gillard announced that from now on we'll be seeing "The Real JuliaT™", a point each for these...

@annabelcrabb Hope she doesn't get confused with Raul Julia. Could be messy

@KRuddMP Great to be out of hospital. The staff were all terrific. Many thanks to them all. KRudd
@tonyowright Julia has returned to campaign HQ to tell those who told her to admit she was faking it last week that it was a stupid idea
@puffinpie NO FUCKING JOKE KANYE AT THE TABLE NEXT TO ME HOPE HE TWITTERS ABOUT ME PRONTO
@Antmerker Robert Peston *is* a serious journalist, isn't he? He sounds like a monged theramin.

But really, I should be giving all the points to myself because I WAS ON FIRE TODAY. Here's the funny stuff I, as nightwatchman tweeted...

First a few story leads to the star journalist of the election so far, Laurie Oakes with:

Say "MOVING FORWARD" into a mirror three times and absolutely nothing happens. #OakesTips
In 1994, Kevin's cousin Phil was welcomed back into ACDC after 11 year's of leaking backstage groupie stories to the media. #OakesTips
Christopher Pyne has so many cutesy Korean plastic ornaments on his dashboard, he has to sit on a phone book while driving. #OakesTips

And then to Q and A. They were all having a fight fight fight about having a debate and whether the leaders will appear on the show. So this one was obvious.

I prefer qanda because it's a mass debate. #qanda

Can't imagine why that wasn't printed on the screen. The show was filmed in Queensland. They started to talk bored-band...

With fast broadband Queenslanders only ten years behind the times. #qanda
Queenslander audience angry about net filter because they love porn. #qanda

I crack myself right up.