Today's double point jackpot goes to The Age's Tony Wright:
tonyowright What is it about elections and blokes' plumbing? Latham's pancreatitis, Hawkie's prostate 1990. Now Kevin's gallbladder. #ausvotes
Sometimes I think only he and the Fin Review's Laura Tingle are the only people worth reading during this campaign.
Special mention to ABC's Mark Colvin and Channel Ten's Sandra Sully who had a Twitterfight over what constitutes a scoop last night.
It was quite hilarious.